Hold up — when did Mike Bibby get so swole?
This doesn’t even look like a level of swole you can get from a steady routine. It looks like he lifts weights in his sleep. He’s so big in comparison to his playing days in the NBA that you could cast him as a cyborg in a movie and you wouldn’t even have to spend that much money on makeup and special effects. He’s already got the majority of the look down. I wouldn’t be surprised if his eyes starting glowing red at some point, revealing that he’s been The Terminator this entire time. That would explain his on-court vision, to be honest.
His tattoos are also gone too, so now we can’t throw out the possibility of this Mike Bibby being an android sent to replace the old Bibby.
It’s not like he hasn’t been seen recently either. Just this past March, he tricked some people at the park by telling them his name was Chris and then schooled them in basketball. He looked noticeably bigger then, but maybe his t-shirt was hiding his newly-sculpted mass.
Twitter almost instantly made him a meme, placing him alongside Vin Diesel and on the revamped cover of 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’.
With that pose, he looks like a young Dwayne Johnson, but with more muscle which is an absurd thing to say.
Mike Bibby definitely looks like he can still play in the NBA. If there’s any NBA front office person reading this right now, sign him up for Summer League at the very least. I can guarantee you that Bibby will be one of the most swole point guards on any roster.